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The definitive source for S. Jones
woodsmithy:

glowingfalkor:

sheisplentytoughthankyouverymuch:

imockyouwithmymonkeypants:

forkingspooner:

riverthevampireslayer:

johnnysnotmyname:

angstwhore:

muzicninja:

sarahalyse:

I’ve seen this meme before, but never participated. This time, I was listening to the audiobook of Neil Gaiman’s Fragile Things when I came across it, so I looked up page 45 on Google Books.
Do not fear the ghosts in this house; they  are the least of your worries.
Ah, yes.

Im defiantly holding “Night in my hand, you know that incredibly sad memoir (but aren’t they all) about the holocaust *sobbing now*

“So real!”
…. ok?

“Miriam made an exclamation of anger and rage”.
What?

“Write the compound inequality that is represented by the graph.”
When mathbooks strike…

“I often regretted having let my master realize the extent of my talents.” 
Well then. That’s interesting. 

“I laughed.”Translation: Haha, you? Having sex? Yeah, right. That’s a good one!” 

“Add it to the bowl and mix it in.” What? (this was a recipe BTW)
interesting….

“Hederick had prudently taken no part in the uprising, for he thought it had little chance of success.”
Thanks, Dragonlance. You make me sad about my sex life.

“Thorin the dwarf, at your service.”
…

"No, not sure. Pretty sure."

woodsmithy:

glowingfalkor:

sheisplentytoughthankyouverymuch:

imockyouwithmymonkeypants:

forkingspooner:

riverthevampireslayer:

johnnysnotmyname:

angstwhore:

muzicninja:

sarahalyse:

I’ve seen this meme before, but never participated. This time, I was listening to the audiobook of Neil Gaiman’s Fragile Things when I came across it, so I looked up page 45 on Google Books.

Do not fear the ghosts in this house; they
are the least of your worries.

Ah, yes.

Im defiantly holding “Night in my hand, you know that incredibly sad memoir (but aren’t they all) about the holocaust *sobbing now*

“So real!”

…. ok?

“Miriam made an exclamation of anger and rage”.

What?

“Write the compound inequality that is represented by the graph.”

When mathbooks strike…

“I often regretted having let my master realize the extent of my talents.” 

Well then. That’s interesting. 

“I laughed.”

Translation: Haha, you? Having sex? Yeah, right. That’s a good one!” 

“Add it to the bowl and mix it in.” What? (this was a recipe BTW)

interesting….

“Hederick had prudently taken no part in the uprising, for he thought it had little chance of success.”

Thanks, Dragonlance. You make me sad about my sex life.

“Thorin the dwarf, at your service.”

"No, not sure. Pretty sure."

(Source: loveclaire)

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