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Meet the blogger

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers. 

Technically vaguely tagged by Rienlen

NameURL: Giantexplosion In life: Sam

Nickname: people just call me by my full name a lot. “Sam Jones” has become a nickname.

Birthday: May 30, the same as Kevin Eastman (co-creator of TMNT) and Bob Evans (the guy who invented pork)

Gender: primordial mass of eyes and teeth.

Sexuality: bitter, reclusive, and available

Height: 5’ something. Tallish.

Time Zone: CST or EST

What time and date is it there: 1:41am, August 27, 2014

Average hours of sleep I get each night: on the clock? 4-5 hours. on vacation? 13+ hours.

The last thing I Googled was: “At best, we’re all two or three bad decisions away from becoming the ones that we fear and pity”

My most used phrase(s): bad 90’s slang awkwardly mixed with bad 1890’s slang.

First word that comes to mind: is “hip to be square” one word?

What I last said to a family member: “Try 16 then”

One place that makes me happy & why: The stretch of Highway 11 between Elkhorn and Burlington, Wisconsin. I’ve travelled those 20-something miles a thousand times. And I’ll keep doing it until someone stops me.

How many blankets I sleep under: warm weather: one. cold weather: literally every blanket I own.

Favorite beverage(s): cinnamon tea. powdered hibiscus drink. terrible gas station slushies.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Sin City 2. A good pulpy time-waster. Nothing to go nuts over.

Three things I can’t live without: I am rarely found without possession of a multi-tool, something that plays music, and my bike, Marcy.

Something I plan on learning: Man, I really want to get back into the cello.

You have to listen to this song: Man, I’ve really had a thing for LUVORATORRRRRY! lately.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Read more long-form narrative. Everybody needs that in their life.

My blog(s): all listed conveniently on my About Page

Tags: whatever, man. do this if you want to do this.

(Source: pardonmewhileipanic, via rienlen)

wondygirl:

nikolasdraperivey:

CINEMATIC MILES MORALES COSPLAY

Yo! My name is Nikolas A. Draper-Ivey…This is cosplay as Cinematic Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider Man. This suit was made by 
Jesse Covington ( Writer and Costume Designer) and sewn by Sasha Williams ( Fashion Major graduate). Photos were taken by Pierre BL Brevard I specifically would like to thank Marvel Comics Artist Sara Pichelli for designing this character. I’m also very excited to see Olivier Coipel's work on Spider-Verse!

(Full shoot will be shot in New York itself just in time for NYCC)

These are all beautiful, and some of them look like they could be Alex Ross paintings, love love love these.

THE PHONE ONE THOUGH

(via diylobotomy)

beatonna:

time for haircut

always witch hair

beatonna:

time for haircut

always witch hair

angrycinnabun:

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

Guys this is really unsettling becasuse I recognize this I go to school there uhhhh

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE SCAD THE FORMUOLI

angrycinnabun:

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

Guys this is really unsettling becasuse I recognize this I go to school there uhhhh

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE SCAD THE FORMUOLI

Blame krns.

Blame krns.

When I was

a young boy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

she said “I think I remember the film” and

I have the worst eating habits.

Oatmeal n’ water for breakfast.

Fruit and toast for lunch.

Ruin it all with a bouquet of microwavable awful for dinner.